10 Conyo Commandments

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".

ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.

ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"

ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"

ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.

ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?

ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"

ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

trying my hand at baking

before i entered CCA, we had to take a discovery course to determine if we're fit
for the course.
we had to cook a couple of meals per group, a bread and a dessert.
they told me that am good for culinary, but not really for baking!hahah!:))
i had "hot hands" that chocolate melts easily on my hands.

so when i got to ISCAHM...i enrolled myself to the culinary program, with that
knowledge at hand. i knew that pastry wasn't the thing for me since i hate measuring..
am not that meticulous. i like the "eye ball" system of culinary.."tansa tansa"!:D

but since we transferred here in makati, i've been so effin bored.
so aside from the meals i cook everyday, i've been trying my hand at baking cookies.
i posted a couple of pics of the stuff i've baked...and i must say..
am loving baking:) but am still not that "OC" about it..
semi "tansa" pa rin...but slowly getting the hang of weighing all the ingredients.

i've been pairing my cookies with milk, coffee or tea..
experementing on which will match etc...

so the next time i bake something (which is later), i'll try to post it.
(but my sister's cam is busted, so we'll see)

to my PASTRY FRIENDS - - Pahingi recipes!;)

love love!♥